When we were taking a first look at the condo we eventually bought, there was one thing that stuck in my mind when we left – the beautiful claw foot tub in the master bathroom. I had never lived anywhere that had a claw foot tub so I had nothing but romantic ideas about the tub. I imagined sipping wine while taking a luxurious bubble bath. Well…that’s pretty much where the romantic thoughts ended because, well, that’s where the movies’ portrayal of the tub ends too. Regardless, I was excited at the prospect.
The day we moved in, I couldn’t wait to use the tub – albeit a shower. This is precisely when my hatred started. Have you ever taken a shower in one? It’s the worst. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve banged my shin as I’ve raised my leg high but not high enough to clear it’s sides. Then once your inside, it’s like you are wrapped in a cocoon of shower curtain. Seriously, it’s a 360 wrap of curtain. Then, comes the lack of shelving for shampoo and soap. Because it doubles as a shower, I can’t buy one of those pretty wooden shelves that rests on the tub. Instead, we balance our stuff on the edge, leaned against the wall…this starts another world of problems.
A claw tub does not sit flush to the wall. Instead it has approximately six inches on every side. Six inches of space that allows the filth of shower and wetness to get into the crevice of every stone that surrounds it. I almost knocked myself out, followed by getting stuck when trying to clean it. I had my arm as far as I could stretch, trying to reach the floor and darkness below. Before I knew it, I slipped into the most precarious position that I thought for a moment I might die of starvation. There was no way I was getting out of it on my own.
So this is my warning. If you ever have the chance to have a claw foot tub, don’t…well, unless you have a separate shower, Then, totally do it because they are pretty. But only do it, if you don’t plan to take baths. Those are worse than the showers.
You’ve been warned.