Writer’s Block is a bitch.
Just when I think she is impossible to beat, a great idea comes to mind. Or it seems like a good idea until she cuts me off midsentence. Just like that, the bitch appears, taking away my thoughts. She laughs in my face. She taunts me with empty pages. She hypnotizes me with a blinking cursor. She distracts me. She gives me terrible ideas to write posts about like Why clouds are awesome, especially if we could stand, jump, frolic and nap on them.
I curse her as I backspace, deleting my words in frustration. I will not let her win. I cannot let her win but I know she will be back. And when she is I’ll be prepared for a word fight.
But there is still today. Today, I win. I overcame. I wrote a post about her.
I’m watching you Writer’s Block.